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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-workers son. He was eating jell-o and spilt it on his top, so I pulled off his pj's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year old. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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EffinWhosLife 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:51

I hate the kind of parents that think their kids are so perfect, that they would never do anything wrong. If i were you, I would've slapped her and left. (I would slap my Aunt too, if she weren't family.)

MooKee 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:50

That's rude, you should have slapped her back! XOhah DID You at least get paid

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danielbudzynski 0

Friday 3 July 2009 5:53

Call the cops, its an offence

O_Olive 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 9:12

WHOOOOOOOOOOAH!!! She can't just slap you!!!

batosai33 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 11:46

everyone is saying slap her or call the cops. i say just tell her or demonstrate that you weren't the one who said it and leave. obviously she has somewhere to be or something important to do and now she needs a baby sitter at the last minute.

RayneWolf 10

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:10

u shuld of said "well babysit ur own damn kids if u don't believe me"

waywick 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:40

Apparently they should have hired a babysitter whose voice has changed already, or at least one who doesn't sound like a little boy?

My2864 1

Tuesday 8 June 2010 3:11

id slap her once for slapping me then slap her twice for not reconizing her own kids voice

DareToDream7 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:24

I would explain to her what happened and see if she apologizes. If she doesn't, I would ask for my money, tell her what she did was unexceptable, and left. I would then tell my parents what happened (they are lawyers) and ask what the best course of action would be. You need to handle situations like this maturely, not go around slapping people and cussing them out. Then you're just re-inforcing the notion that you are crude and not to be trusted. What that woman did was not acceptable by any means. I can understand slapping the babysitter if she did something like rape or murder her child but saying the F word isn't something you would slap a babysitter for, it is something you would have a talk with them about and not hire again. Yes I am aware that the babysitter didn't say the F word, the child did but from the mothers point of view.