Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
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Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
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ozzie2010 0
dude, take the kid with you nxt time...
lametta 0
Jello isn't liquidy... unless he mushed it into his pjs, you could've just picked it off and wiped the sticky off. No need to change them. Regardless, you shouldn't have left him alone.
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Comments (64)
jskibabe22 4
u r always supposed to keep all children with u at all times. ur a moron!! i'm a ****** 14 year old and I know that!!
starberries 0
No, you don't have to keep a 3-year-old with you at all times. You're not as smart as you think, sweetie. Maybe when you're older and have experience with kids, you'll know more.
deathnote69 0
oh shit..
nikkirl5 1
raaape .
teffysayshi 8
Ugh. Why didn't you take the child with you?? It especially wasn't smart to leave the 3 year old up on an elevated surface, I am assuming because of the "thunk". And he was knocked out?? Geez..YDI for not thinking it through.
ranger159 6
I would understand the clothes thing if it was a one piece, but seriously, why take of his underwear?
butterflyz1961 2
Why was he naked if he spilled jello on his top only? I would fire you.
I_Am_Blacklight 2
It's probably because of little kid's pajamas that are usually all one piece. He meant that the kid spilled jell-o on the top of the pajamas? I don't know, that's the only way it makes sense.
sammyjo06 14
Any number of options for this. Could've been he was wearing a onsie. Could've been OP was going to put him to bed soon anyways so he figured just take off his clothes and put on his pajamas. Could've been he was wearing a top and bottom pajamas but the only ones left to change into were onsies...I think the LEAST likely option here is that OP is a pedophile.
CMooreButz 8
Never leave a toddler alone
Eorlas 31
he could have narcolepsy and just have spontaneously fallen asleep
georgiag_93 4
Poor bub, was he okay?
NeonPopRocks 14
YDI for being irresponsible and leaving a 3 year old child alone.