Not lovin' it.

By Anonymous - 17/07/2018 01:30

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Did you get fries with that?

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azouwa 26

You should tell your story to a lawyer.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Did you get fries with that?

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azouwa 26

You should tell your story to a lawyer.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Why? It was a kid pulling a prank. Everything else was an accident. No judge is going to preside over a case where a kid pantsed someone.

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skippydoda 32
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Actually, they could. The kid did something that caused bodily harm and could put that on the parents.

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rodfergie 18
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Actually... the parents if the kids are legally responsible for any injuries: physical, emotional, or psychological.

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blightsight 10

you people are so eager to sue. you're ruining America

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real life problems 26
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amen to that. sueing is the first thing Americans think of when something happens. it's a fucking shame

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arkh_angel 16
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Why not sue Mc Donald's instead? If their counter were protected with thick rubber bands, such accidents would not happen. They should have thought about it!

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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time to play kick the kid

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Mooglefox 23

And I bet the tile was told that is a no-no!

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Glowworm56 26
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I'll have the McPiddle to go, please!

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RichardPencil 30
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And all the ladies were swooning at your Big Mac?

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d3rpb0t 10
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Maybe the kid thought you were the Hamburglar and decided to thwart your nefarious burger-stealing ways.

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CerealBro1 13

How long were you out? And no one called the paramedics? Or tried to help you? That’s just really messed up...

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SneezyBear 27
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I can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this comment

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SneezyBear 27
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I can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this comment

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acmariner99 25
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Was Ronald McDonald staring at you when you came to?

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Justine Malang 16

Ultimate embarrassment haha that sucks

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tarabella 7

This is the absolute worst and most hilarious fml i have ever read xD

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