FML : Not lovin' it.

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Not lovin' it.

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 July 2018 01:30 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7655761 - Monday 2 July 2018 1:47

Did you get fries with that?

By azouwa | 26

#7655854 - Monday 2 July 2018 11:51

You should tell your story to a lawyer.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7655761 - Monday 2 July 2018 1:47

Did you get fries with that?

By azouwa | 26

#7655854 - Monday 2 July 2018 11:51

You should tell your story to a lawyer.

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BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7656007 - Monday 2 July 2018 20:14

Why? It was a kid pulling a prank. Everything else was an accident. No judge is going to preside over a case where a kid pantsed someone.

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blightsight | 10

#7662291 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 2:54

you people are so eager to sue. you're ruining America

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arkh_angel | 16

#7662318 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 4:02

Why not sue Mc Donald's instead? If their counter were protected with thick rubber bands, such accidents would not happen. They should have thought about it!

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 15

#7662278 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 1:49

time to play kick the kid

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Mooglefox | 22

#7662620 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 18:44

And I bet the tile was told that is a no-no!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7662284 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 2:25

I'll have the McPiddle to go, please!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7662289 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 2:36

And all the ladies were swooning at your Big Mac?

By d3rpb0t | 8

#7662296 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 3:11

Maybe the kid thought you were the Hamburglar and decided to thwart your nefarious burger-stealing ways.

By CerealBro1 | 13

#7662298 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 3:28

How long were you out? And no one called the paramedics? Or tried to help you? That’s just really messed up...

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SneezyBear | 27

#7662577 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 17:20

I can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this comment

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SneezyBear | 27

#7662578 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 17:20

I can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this comment

By acmariner99 | 21

#7662304 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 3:40

Was Ronald McDonald staring at you when you came to?

By Justine Malang | 16

#7662305 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 3:40

Ultimate embarrassment haha that sucks

By Abbusser | 8

#7662319 - Tuesday 17 July 2018 4:12

At least you didn't pee yourself while still awake. That would have been embarrassing...

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