Not lovin' it.

By Anonymous - 17/07/2018 01:30

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
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Did you get fries with that?

azouwa 26

You should tell your story to a lawyer.

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Did you get fries with that?

azouwa 26

You should tell your story to a lawyer.

Why? It was a kid pulling a prank. Everything else was an accident. No judge is going to preside over a case where a kid pantsed someone.

Actually, they could. The kid did something that caused bodily harm and could put that on the parents.

Actually... the parents if the kids are legally responsible for any injuries: physical, emotional, or psychological.

blightsight 10

you people are so eager to sue. you're ruining America

amen to that. sueing is the first thing Americans think of when something happens. it's a fucking shame

Why not sue Mc Donald's instead? If their counter were protected with thick rubber bands, such accidents would not happen. They should have thought about it!

time to play kick the kid

Mooglefox 23

And I bet the tile was told that is a no-no!

I'll have the McPiddle to go, please!

And all the ladies were swooning at your Big Mac?

Maybe the kid thought you were the Hamburglar and decided to thwart your nefarious burger-stealing ways.

CerealBro1 13

How long were you out? And no one called the paramedics? Or tried to help you? That’s just really messed up...

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Was Ronald McDonald staring at you when you came to?

Justine Malang 16

Ultimate embarrassment haha that sucks

tarabella 7

This is the absolute worst and most hilarious fml i have ever read xD