Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
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Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
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24788 7
Sounds like a mamas boy. You wouldn't want him anyways. Even if he was older.
Artanias 0
Shoulda tried to explain it to the parents, if they wouldn't believe him, then the best thing would be to walk up to the kid, and hit him for real then say "There, now i hit him"
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Comments (132)
plexico 4
That's the best trick I've heard since sexual harassment became uncool.
Trollkiller 0
fmyylife? how can I jog I don't even know how to spell jog
whatsmccraken 0
Next he's going to going to pull his pants down and say, "spank me, I've been a naughty lil' ******."
alyzandra 0
98% of the so-called FML's these days belong on MLIA.
Antivirus_fml 0
I 100% agree
null_fml 11
Are you kidding me? There's no way the parents would have believed her, which potentially leads to: loss of money for the night, permanent loss of work from those parents, and depending on how badly they overreact, loss of work from other parents as well.
nando92 0
I say do it. Atleast there will be another PedoBear, but his time its Mrs. PedoBear!
i_is_a_tr00l 0
Troolkiller rapes puppies! :O
sublime93 0
Stomp on the little ****** and run out of there
i_is_a_tr00l 0
And cats.
penizulaface 0
TW3NTY S3COND! W00000000000T!
danz123 7
weird, what you should've done is said he was hell when you were babysitting him, take your money, start to walk to the door, but turn around and say i was watching crime watch, they were talking about signs of stalkers and your son is showing all the signs of becoming one. slam the door shut and walk away after that.