Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
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24788 7
Sounds like a mamas boy. You wouldn't want him anyways. Even if he was older.
Artanias 0
Shoulda tried to explain it to the parents, if they wouldn't believe him, then the best thing would be to walk up to the kid, and hit him for real then say "There, now i hit him"
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Pastor_Rich 0
what's mlia stand for, clearly not a fml just explain it to the parents
hahahaloser 0
its my life is average. it is also a website.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Little children are ******* monsters. That's never happened to me, but one time, when I was at school with my friend, we went on the playground. Turns out a kindergarten class was having recess. The 8 swings that there was were empty, so we sat on them. Apparently a small girl 'owned' all those swings. So she threw rocks at us. And then she took her Beanie Baby caterpillar stuffed animal and sat "PILLAR IS GUNNA PEE ON YOU!" and spit at us. Fun experience. Anyways, OP: explain it to the parents. They will most likely not believe you, or they'll be skeptical, cause all parents think their children are angels. Tell the little kid they'll sell him to [insert made up country here] so he can do some [insert made up painful/embarassing job here] unless he tells the truth. 11 year olds are usually still gullible enough to believe shit like that. But if he doesn't, you're SO screwed. /:
bookworm124 0
Just because you had one experience with little kids doesn't mean they're all monsters. I know some incredible children, and horrible ones. Don't make a gross generalization. OP - That sucks. Why does an 11-year old need a sitter? Anyway, just explain it to the parents. If he's exhibited this sort of behavior before, it shouldn't be very difficult to get them to understand. If not, do you really want to babysit for this kid again?
Unregistered 0
lmao kids a champ OP's probably masturbating to a picture of him right now
cyurihsung 0
11 year olds aren't that gullible. I've spent some time around them and they're actually pretty mature; probably not even an eight year old would believe that.
CFR 0
Lol omg, stupid kid. He's not going to get a girlfriend for a long time if he keeps that up. That happened to me when I was 10, except the kid was like...6? He also said he had a 13 year old girlfriend. =P I told him if he had a girlfriend already he shouldn't be asking other girls out.
Zic_fml 7
Wow, since when 11 year olds need babysitting? They should already drink beer or something.
I_iz_epic 0
^ win
kimcachu 0
that happened to my brother once. never babysit there again. kids can be diabolically convincing. who knows what he'd accuse you of next. :/
Lythiaren 8
Sounds like the little brat needs to get his spoiled ass punted across a field.
CamH_fml 0
When they're 17 and the Kid hasn't hit puberty yet, it's not right...
wyld3fyr3 3
that kids a whiny little bitch
mordantennui 0
tell them the only reason you hit him was beacuse he was touching you inappropriately
TheMusicNote18 0
There's a little kid who always asks me to marry him and cries when I say no, but he's only 6. 11 is a little extreme, and I've never met a single 11 year old who still needed to be babysat.
kar469 10
no they need to be institutionalised