By nutsucker - 08/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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I reeeeeeeeally hope they asked you to explain right away...lol

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major fail wow make better choices of wording

browneyed 7
CammyGal 26

Imagine how much worse it would be if you were a guy, OP. LOL.

zfchatroulette 24

I know this saying is outdated, but... Epic Fail!

Why are you even telling the kid how to eat that candy? I would just chew on it as well, since (1) you'd still taste the chocolate, but in combo with the nuts, and (2) I don't have the patience to wait.

Krissey_DJ 16

imagine if it were a guy babysitter... yikes

That is a bad choice of words but it is hilarious.