By Disney - 18/02/2011 22:29 - United States

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Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 141
You deserved it 8 426

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You're going to Disney World. It's supposed to be for the kids anyway. You can fuck your wife when you get back home. No big deal.

seems like you were actually just cockblocked by your wife

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seems like you were actually just cockblocked by your wife

so you couldn't have sex with Mickey? that's sad

kids are available too... ;)

thats disgusting and terrible.

Mickey shoulda cock blocked you before you had those kids.

HAHA 67 made me giggle xD

Maybe you should take the hint?

You're life isn't effed! Disney Land is the happiest place on earth or something like that.

LOL cockblocked my mickey take it out on Minnie

#81 win win and Win.

lmao! 81 made my day! xD

Precog, that's the first thing I thought of when I read this.

Cockblocked?

It's to be stopped from having sex or in short terms. cock-block or cock-blocked

You're going to Disney World. It's supposed to be for the kids anyway. You can fuck your wife when you get back home. No big deal.

hahahaa agreed

That's what I was thinking... You don't go to Disney World to get laid. That's a family vacation for the kids. Put your dick back in your pants, and wait till you get home.

exactly. and what were you thinking anyway? book a large room and have sex while the kids are in it with you? no. or were you hoping to book two rooms and leave your kids alone in a strange place just so you can have sex because you can't wait a few days?

It is supposed to be fun for the whole family, not just kids. And why do girls eagerly agree with this nonsensical thought of fyldeep? but anyways I agree that it's not a big deal cause OP can have some quiet action after kids are asleep.

Part of it is that I agree with TheFection, but just didn't mention it. When exactly would the OP be expecting to have time without the kids even if he had a "killer" room? Regardless though, I still think it's a bit selfish to post something like this when Disney World is most definitely a vacation for the kids, not the parents. They should be worried about whether or not the kids have a memorable experience. If he was booking this vacation thinking it was the perfect place to fuck his wife, then he's got fucked priorities.

some hotels have a suite where there is a door on the bedroom. The kids would be in the other room.

that's dsigusting. who in their right mind would have sex while their children are asleep in the same room? not normal people that's who. btw if your are trying to traumatize those poor kids good job :|

That wasn't nice.

my grand slam was supposed to be with sausage

It's called The Happiest Place on Earth. If your wife's version of happiness involves not having sex with you, maybe you'd better spice up your game. ;)

total agreement!

Dude you're everywhere. How much time do you spend on fml?

Here's an idea, pick somewhere to vacation other than a theme park filled with cartoon characters and children next time you want to get laid.

Get over it.