Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
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Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, while babysitting, I brought over some colouring-in sheets as an activity. I said that I should bring some Christmas-themed ones for next time. The little girl then turned to me and said "If there is a next time." I've been put on probation by an 8-year-old. FML
Today, I was babysitting a one year-old. She'd just learned how to say yes, so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said, "Yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty. She looked at me and said, "NO." FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML
Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
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bnomis 0
Aww, what a precious little bitc- I mean girl. I love kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
HurriKaty 4
BRB, lolling forever. I'm sorry, that's hilarious. Don't take it too seriously, 5 year olds think tons of things are scary.
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Comments (78)
Audio828 2
Well kids are honest
dantheman931 0
Me too. See, this is why FML needs a "GET OVER YOURSELF" button. (I think it needs a "BULLSHIT" button too, but I guess that ain't happenin...)
lolololcheese 0
yesssssss lets troll it up: Today, I was being babysat by this creepy girl. I made her a card. When I gave it to her, I told her not to smile because her smile is scary. She smiled anyway. FML ZOMG 24TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ragas 0
#24 FTW
iamSTEVE 0
Are you British?
McA513M 0
27TH PEOPLE!! 27TH!!!! :D hahahaha, kids say the darndest (is that even a real word?) things. FYL indeed! ... In all seriousness, your life really is F**ked. How paranoid & pathetic are you to let a bloody 5-year old get to you, that you posted it on this site?* It's not very funny, but instead very sad. I say, get some mental help, you really need it. But hey, just my two cents. *But if you did it as a joke, it's a bad one. What ever happened to the GOOD FML's, fake or not??
McLaughlane 0
hahaha aw, kids are funny.
Osakhomen 0
Haha, sometimes it's funny that kids have no filter.
lilacwords 0
Once someone told me I looked like a vampire when I smiled because my teeth were so sharp. Maybe that's what the kid meant, but couldn't find the words.
Victoria2103 0
Hahahaha, that's funny. And sucks for you. So... stop smiling around frightened kids? :P