Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Too little, too late
Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML
Windy Williams
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Heavy
Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Today, my family and I were going to start moving into our old house, and the large two hundred year old tree decided to move in too... through the roof. FML
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
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Monado 0
The tree just wanted revenge for your wooden house.
NonExistance 0
Talk about a rude awakening. Sucks lmfao
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Comments (63)
powermad80 2
how the heck can anyone say YDI?
cmac86 24
I don't beleive you.
schadenfreudes 0
at least you woke up beforehand
magichateball 0
YDI for living in a house near any kind of trees....seriously though...FYL
QuentinM95 0
goodmorning sunshine
irrelevantxx 0
Mahahahah I could totally picture that. xD
rocker8877 0
I smell a lawsuit
rawwwrn_n 0
Where do you ******* live a tree house or something? Must be one hell of a tree branch otherwise..
Madman5222 0
Fyl, ah that really sucks, at least you get a nice big settlement for your trouble. :)
sasquatch81 0
for everyone who says fake you should use what brains you have. look at the hurricanes that have hit texas in the past few years. its very plausible that there are areas that are still effected. maybe OP needed a tree removed that had been damaged but the tree removal service made a mistake after all people are still human therefore flawed so they could have made a mistake. you see it all over youtube; trees falling on houses because of someone made a mistake who knows. and believe it or not there are trees in texas, and lots of them. if i was awakened by any kind of sound wether it be chain-saws, construction, or the lawn service mowing my yard, my first reaction is to roll over in bed/cover my head with a pillow. So in OP's defense i find this post highly believable. and yeah FYL dude hell of a mess to clean up lol.