1ndustrytx
United States
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
ragsy
United States
Too little, too late
Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML
June
Flower Mound, United States
Windy Williams
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Heavy
Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Jopes
United States
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
treehouse
Today, my family and I were going to start moving into our old house, and the large two hundred year old tree decided to move in too... through the roof. FML
Jaybird1587
United States
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
trees
Waupaca, United States
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
B-Man
Canada
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
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Monado 0
The tree just wanted revenge for your wooden house.
NonExistance 0
Talk about a rude awakening. Sucks lmfao
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Comments (63)
railfan_fml 0
sue them for unsafe practices
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Neighbor: "...I was gonna cut my tree while I was high I gonna get up and aim the pine but then I got high his house is all messed up and I know why because I got high because I got high because I got high..." OP: "...I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna sue my neighbor but then I got high i had to use my paycheck and I know why because I got high because i got high because i got high..."
Batsumoto 4
not funny
intoxicuunt 0
stop sleepin in during the day and get a job
blargmanus 0
This person might work 3rds. That would be a perfect reason for sleeping during the day.
pasiphae9 5
Or maybe it was early morning.
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for being in bed dreaming about Clay Aiken.
scateice 0
YDI get out of bed and make a sandwhich
gethightonight 0
well, things could be worse, i guess. :)
SS_Anon 0
lol fyl
Chopperman_fml 0
The foreshadowing was intense. FYL
ireply_w_lyrics 0
i dunno, i think he likes skin that casts the foreshadow
22jrdn55 15
whats FTW? People write that a lot
Amortifiedperson 0
For the win ;)
agentgibbs_ 0
lmfao. this one made me laugh pretty hard for some reason. FYL.
Bryan13_fml 0
if you were woken up by chainsaws why wouldnt you see what was going on? FYL
potsie 0
yea, because the first thing i think of when i hear chainsaws when i wake up is, "gee, I hope a branch doesn't fall on my house..."