Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking with my father on the phone when I mentioned I wanted to stay at school over the summer and work. He asked if it would be lonely with the campus empty, when I replied that my friends would be working here too. He asked: "What, all two of them?" FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, my boss told me he was going to start taking money out of my pay, because his wife makes us lunch. I work for my dad, and he wants to start charging me because my mom makes me a sandwich. FML
Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my father told me I'm a lazy, pathetic waste. I work and have a one-year-old. Apparently, if you're trying to catch up on sleep, you're lazy. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
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Top comments
Idonebeenhad 17
Your dads really nice
unluckiestperson_fml 14
As long as you're getting paid, you can buy yourself a dog. He'll be your friend.
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Comments (113)
SecretlyEvil9792 22
lol
foxmatrix15 8
I see it as a way to man up skippy! Get paid and stop being a lazy ass work out with ur dad maybe ull actually find a girl who likes u no girl likes a broke slob!
wriptidez 0
your dad lacks in so many ways...
Shellster 10
Cheetos are food are not FRIENDS
jay1010 0
nice dad
varalane 1
at least he's honest, and helpfull :)
58s 0
Daddy's the best ever least you won't get fat
Humanspider 18
Your dad loves you. He just wants you to have company over the summer.
The_9th_Doctor 18
at least he put it nicely
Sulphuric_Glue 16
Well at least he's honest