Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was talking with my father on the phone when I mentioned I wanted to stay at school over the summer and work. He asked if it would be lonely with the campus empty, when I replied that my friends would be working here too. He asked: "What, all two of them?" FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, my boss told me he was going to start taking money out of my pay, because his wife makes us lunch. I work for my dad, and he wants to start charging me because my mom makes me a sandwich. FML
Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my father told me I'm a lazy, pathetic waste. I work and have a one-year-old. Apparently, if you're trying to catch up on sleep, you're lazy. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Your dads really nice
unluckiestperson_fml 14
As long as you're getting paid, you can buy yourself a dog. He'll be your friend.
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Comments (113)
namhowell 6
Lately I think people just throw in random words into their FMLs. I'm sure your dad didn't use the word loser, you came to that conclusion after what he said. Do something about it.
nikki0627 5
He's just looking out for you (:
sweetheartxoxo88 7
With the national unemployment rate at 9.1 percent, be glad you have a job! There are people that can't even feed their families and you have a job because you would eat too much otherwise.
Ketchup_Castle 30
That sounds exactly like something my dad would say to me.
madddssss 0
Aw :(
Crea8urWorld 5
he's a good dad! concerned for your health :) and taking u into an environment where u can be more social. he cares. just doesn't want u to know that!
nomcookiesnom111 2
At least he's honest
portcaveman 5
maybe you should fond some friends
justbigbs 6
I think that's his way of turning you into man, real friends are hard to find, not surprise if you don't have any.
histiger4evr 5
that's a blunt way of putting it but i agree with your dad.