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By recordyear - 09/08/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML

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By halebop - 06/04/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was talking with my father on the phone when I mentioned I wanted to stay at school over the summer and work. He asked if it would be lonely with the campus empty, when I replied that my friends would be working here too. He asked: "What, all two of them?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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You deserved it 123

By SapphireRaven - 07/09/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML

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You deserved it 2 568

By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 285

Unionize!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, my boss told me he was going to start taking money out of my pay, because his wife makes us lunch. I work for my dad, and he wants to start charging me because my mom makes me a sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 226

By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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You deserved it 3 372

By nerdwithagun - 24/12/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML

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You deserved it 3 817

By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 3 144

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By bnaz - 30/10/2020 17:01

Today, my father told me I'm a lazy, pathetic waste. I work and have a one-year-old. Apparently, if you're trying to catch up on sleep, you're lazy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 114

You deserved it 88

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 145

Idonebeenhad 17

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:00

Your dads really nice

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:05

As long as you're getting paid, you can buy yourself a dog. He'll be your friend.

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scoobyluv 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:36

that's when u take your fat leg and take it across the side of his face

sunny0718_fml 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:38

Your dad and my dad should drink and play poker together....

Majstr 23

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:48

You need to start do some sport. You will lose some fat and maybe got some friends.

stupdude3 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:36

Sports cost money. Maybe she doesn't have any. Plus, OP never said he/she was fat.

AngelFace14 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:33

Haha damn

sexckendra 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:45

Story of my life I need to meet ur dad lol

chelseaaababyyy 17

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:09

damn, way to sugar-coat it..

LilMissPosey28 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:49

that's harsh.... :/

wisericky 12

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:02

All you have to is go online and show your dad your full Friends List. :D

minime2040 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:43

Get Yo lazy ass off and go play some ping pong

BlueBug94 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:49

Your dads a dick. All of my family calls me fat and I weigh 123.

NikoBellic 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:21

123 is fat

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Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML

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Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

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Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML

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Today, maintenance was supposed to come in to replace my broken washer. I worked late last night until 4 AM, and then dozed off. I slept so soundly that they managed to enter the apartment, haul away the broken washer, and install the new one, all while I was fast asleep in the next room. FML

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Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

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Today, I got the earlier bus to avoid my ex after a painful breakup. He had the same idea. FML

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Today, I have an autoimmune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

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Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML

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