Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
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wheresmymary 22
Were you not wearing underwear?
PingusTheDingus 31
That's Cheeky
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Comments (55)
Birdie27 11
or duct tape
cathrope 10
Why is FML giving me an ad for Ruffle Butts: cute and comfortable kids tops?
DatBlueDerp 13
Look at OP's username though, FYL OP
wondermoose 28
My constant fear because I'm always commando
QueenSaru 28
XD Same. I got one of those 'fade/stretch' type holes in my jeans at work a month ago and my first instinct was to poll some co-workers all, "YOU CAN'T SEE SKIN, RIGHT??"
Frau_Blucher 14
That's not so bad. Would've been much worse if you were on the street and had a cop give you a ticket for indecent exposure — now that's FML-worthy!
NH_Freelancer 19
At least it was only your hairy cheek that was exposed!
Jakestopher 2
you deserve that if you weren't wearing boxers or briefs or ANYTHING ELSE REASONABLE
jvanevery 19
Duck tape
TheOnlyBuck 8
And then I... Ripped my pants.... -Spongebob.