Today, I was at work and a lady screamed at my manager for about 15 minutes, saying I needed to be fired because I couldn't get rid of all the flies buzzing around her food. She was the one who chose to eat on our patio. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me. Why? An old lady spent 30 minutes looking at our menu before asking for "cottage pie." After telling her that it wasn't an item on the menu, she spent another 20 minutes deciding. She then asked for several more items we didn't have, then complained to my boss. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, one of my clients fired me from my cleaning job, all because I had to cancel last minute after I had to drive myself to the hospital with a severe allergic reaction. She screamed at me until I hung up on her. She's my aunt and godmother. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML
Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
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mastamouse 12
I've come to realize that some people in this world just lack brains.
ThepurpleCow 19
Stupid you are. Breed you must not.
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notgointoeurope 11
Some people are just plain disrespectful and rude. We live in a world where the customer is "always right" in which sometimes, they aren't.
MrSassypants 34
Yeah, that slogan basically translates to "the costumer is always right, no matter how wrong they are." It sucks that idiots are smart enough to know they can abuse that.
MsKatieFace 11
Well MrSassypants, pretty sure costumers are hired specifically to choose the costumes so they would always be right. Customers on the other hand...
MrSassypants 34
Costumer.... costumer... I said costumer instead of customer..... no.... no.... NOOOOOOO! *Gets down on knees and raises both fists in the air*
hannah_cheers 30
I hate those people who literally think they can have everything and the world revolves around them.
GoldFishPony 21
I also feel sorry for your manager, they don't deserve this
volcanes_jovenes 6
Wow, stupid people are the worst. You know something is bugging her if she's taking out her poor choices on someone else.
so_smooth 13
Flies are attracted to SHITTY people
Truthexists1 12
Thats a g o o d O n e Made me laugh out loud !!!
fullalove 23
The stupidity of some people is overwhelming.
Enslaved 38
We have the same problem at my job's patio. Flies come in storms once they smell food. I know this might looks tacky but hanging clear plastic bags with water scares the flies off for some reason. Works for me when I use my barbecue grill. (:
LostInTheZone11 29
Inside that lady's mind. Companion Wanted: One sad lonely brain cell looking for a friend or mate. Inquire within.
justinemalang1 14
That is a whole different level of stupidity..
thes7274473 19
How exactly did she expect you to do anything about it?