Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, I have MS, and while I was in a grocery store a couple followed me through the store, making fun of my disability and the way I walked. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
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NoMore_CoolNames 14
This happens a lot where I live. I really can't believe nobody sees them walk in.
Alihb 16
This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life with the con man with the broken back that wasnt broken.
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Comments (104)
oskarwal90 4
Its a miracle!
cougar41 8
I'd sue that mofo
Krystal3408 32
People like that really cheese me
Jarl_the_Elite 27
I think he meant lazy when he said paralyzed.
donutcallmethat 16
See, this is why I am afraid to go back to Walmart. This may sound like a random isolated incident, but Walmart is the vortex of freakishness.
michaelaranda 28
Hey, op here. I submitted this fml some time ago and I just found it. I really enjoyed reading all of your comments.
thes7274473 19
That's what you get for shopping at Walmart.
nununoisy 7
That's a genuine asshole for you.
ChaCha339 10
It's a miracle!!
pureEVIL96 1
Jane The Virgin moment!! Haha