Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, I have MS, and while I was in a grocery store a couple followed me through the store, making fun of my disability and the way I walked. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
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NoMore_CoolNames 14
This happens a lot where I live. I really can't believe nobody sees them walk in.
Alihb 16
This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life with the con man with the broken back that wasnt broken.
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Comments (104)
Yolandababy2 14
Thank god cameras where invented. Stick his ass where it hurts. Press charges against him and make himself wish he was paralyzed from the waist down.
Collegegurl 12
They might as well have the same amount of scooters as baskets, i see it all of the time
andyxagony 6
Oh Walmart...
911_Guy 5
47 'should have' paid more attention in grade four English.
locustbb 9
Sounds like he got a couple legs on you. I hope you got him back.
Cyker 6
i hate fat people at wal mart
AllieCat21 21
Where does it say anything about being fat in the FML?
aeonsoul 12
Should have pushed the punk back
Jake_the_Giraffe 7
Good ol' Wal-Mart
Blazinthatshit 9
I clicked FYL the moment I read "I was at Walmart".
CorpsmanUp88 21
good ol muricans