Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, I have MS, and while I was in a grocery store a couple followed me through the store, making fun of my disability and the way I walked. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
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NoMore_CoolNames 14
This happens a lot where I live. I really can't believe nobody sees them walk in.
Alihb 16
This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life with the con man with the broken back that wasnt broken.
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Comments (104)
Omniprism 15
Report him?
Omniprism 15
Ooo or you could find out what his license plate number is, find out who he is and then report him to disability.
sugarbaby9908 20
Nope...just fat
NakedandScared 8
haha thanks for the correction dickwad
Evil_Wench 16
This. Go to the police. Even is he is slightly disabled, he had no right to assault you.
YupThtJstHappend 16
Haha That old man Wooped your Ass !!!! Lmao You should've moved out the way See what happends
ajh557 22
Ya they should bust him, I just can't stand people like that.
SILVERSTAR_6 17
I would tell him to get ur fat ass off that rascal and walk to get ur junk food xD lol
blankjack 6
Wow, I really thought these mobility scooters were just a SouthPark joke ... Wow...
RKD 23
Don't worry, OP, I used to work at Walmart and a******* like this abounded, along with some really nice people. I got cussed once, physically threatened twice. He will get what's coming to him, idiots like that eventually cross the wrong person. Sorry that happened to you, best to walk away from morons like that when they want to be stupid, but hard to do sometimes!