Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw...

By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 04:00

Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 09:45 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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PTSD

By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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Slime

By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

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Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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Saturday 22 February 2014 13:02

That's "snot" good.

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 22 February 2014 13:06

Is it me or do bad things only happen around attractive people?

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:18

Did they notice you? If so that happens on occasions and they may think nothing of it...

SuperStormCindy 8

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:32

No game lol.

andreagag322 3

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:42

Well atleast u didn't trip over nothing run into a table and knock stuff over (me)

awilliams44 9

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:54

ews

shannonchelsey 7

Saturday 22 February 2014 16:22

LOL! That's cute!

elenaunlucky 10

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:27

well thank god you didn't laugh,god knows what would have happened.

RANDALL4801 11

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:03

i guess that's whacha get for being a *****...

martin8337 35

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:10

Tastes fattening but it's snot.

x0skeleton 3

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:30

Am I the only one who doesn't understand the use of the word "flustered" in this FML? Making eye contact with cute boys doesn't generally make me feel frustrated or confused...