Ain't life a d*tch?

A ditch? A dutch? You can't just leave us hanging like that

(raises my fist in the air) Those damn Dutch always causing problems! Making people happy with your legal herb and prostitution!!!

I think u mean a bad pitch. The Op can blame some of it on the pitcher. Or maybe u misspelled douche. Really misspelled douche.

Hope you have insurance!

That's just foul.

I si vat yu deed ther.

Allow me to translate: I am an idiot who is too lazy to write properly and sees what you did there.

That is what happens when you give a phone to a monkey.

#11 must've been hot by a softball.

Did you not practice beforehand, knowing you were playing in the league again?

Well, aiming a ball exactly where you want is difficult, and considering the ball went to the parking lot, it sounds like he/she hit it far.

15, not necessarily considering it was a foul..

Yeah. If the ball went straight up into the air and backwards when the batter hit it, that'd be considered a foul ball. Then it wouldn't have to go far to hit a car.

Better your car than someone else's

maybe they should ride their bike to the next game.

I have hit my bike with a foul ball before lol

I hit a random person's car once but my brother hit his coaches' car!

That car better get a waxing for the beating you gave it

Benchwarmers moment.

SWING BATTA BATTA SWING

Why'd you go back to playing? I'd practice the basics a bit more before trying a homer...

A homer? When you're at bat you have to hit the ball.

Not hard, you don't.

Wow just all the stupid comments on this one. Be thankful you hit it at all after five years. I'm gunna have trouble getting back active after I fight off my infection, let alone five years!