Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML
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SerenaSerenadex3
| 13
That's just foul.
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MacMonster
| 10
A ditch? A dutch? You can't just leave us hanging like that
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SandyKinns
| 6
Ain't life a d*tch?
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MacMonster
| 10
A ditch? A dutch? You can't just leave us hanging like that
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challan
| 19
(raises my fist in the air) Those damn Dutch always causing problems! Making people happy with your legal herb and prostitution!!!
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deepunder
| 17
I think u mean a bad pitch. The Op can blame some of it on the pitcher. Or maybe u misspelled douche. Really misspelled douche.
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Ian7890
| 23
Hope you have insurance!
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SerenaSerenadex3
| 13
That's just foul.
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Iceman225
| 11
I si vat yu deed ther.
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Pordexel
| 5
Allow me to translate: I am an idiot who is too lazy to write properly and sees what you did there.
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LeFrogDog
| 27
That is what happens when you give a phone to a monkey.
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Pro_Nothing
| 9
#11 must've been hot by a softball.
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GemmaStyles
| 14
Did you not practice beforehand, knowing you were playing in the league again?
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MacMonster
| 10
Well, aiming a ball exactly where you want is difficult, and considering the ball went to the parking lot, it sounds like he/she hit it far.
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vehementbitch
| 4
15, not necessarily considering it was a foul..
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liltwistism
| 12
Yeah. If the ball went straight up into the air and backwards when the batter hit it, that'd be considered a foul ball. Then it wouldn't have to go far to hit a car.
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1deep4life
| 11
Better your car than someone else's
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timelessone
| 16
maybe they should ride their bike to the next game.
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Liamj774
| 36
I have hit my bike with a foul ball before lol
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Jellybellybeanz
| 22
I hit a random person's car once but my brother hit his coaches' car!
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LolOrDeath
| 4
That car better get a waxing for the beating you gave it
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hashshim
| 21
Benchwarmers moment.
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lordslaya53
| 14
SWING BATTA BATTA SWING
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Iceman225
| 11
Why'd you go back to playing? I'd practice the basics a bit more before trying a homer...
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hashshim
| 21
A homer? When you're at bat you have to hit the ball.
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Iceman225
| 11
Not hard, you don't.
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twitch851
| 9
Wow just all the stupid comments on this one. Be thankful you hit it at all after five years. I'm gunna have trouble getting back active after I fight off my infection, let alone five years!