A ditch? A dutch? You can't just leave us hanging like that

(raises my fist in the air) Those damn Dutch always causing problems! Making people happy with your legal herb and prostitution!!!

I think u mean a bad pitch. The Op can blame some of it on the pitcher. Or maybe u misspelled douche. Really misspelled douche.

I si vat yu deed ther.

Allow me to translate: I am an idiot who is too lazy to write properly and sees what you did there.

That is what happens when you give a phone to a monkey.

#11 must've been hot by a softball.

Well, aiming a ball exactly where you want is difficult, and considering the ball went to the parking lot, it sounds like he/she hit it far.

15, not necessarily considering it was a foul..

Yeah. If the ball went straight up into the air and backwards when the batter hit it, that'd be considered a foul ball. Then it wouldn't have to go far to hit a car.

maybe they should ride their bike to the next game.

I have hit my bike with a foul ball before lol

I hit a random person's car once but my brother hit his coaches' car!

A homer? When you're at bat you have to hit the ball.

Not hard, you don't.