Parenting, Weird and Parents: Psychotic

Psychotic

By lostkid - 09/05/2021 08:01

Today, my mom strictly banned me from doing any of my chores, because I missed a spot while wiping the counters. She then screamed at me for not doing my chores. When I went to go do them, she screamed at me for doing my chores when I’m not allowed. I can’t win here. FML

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Psychonaut 7

Monday 10 May 2021 10:09

Tell the bitch to pick a ******* lane.

emmalou 19

Tuesday 11 May 2021 8:02

Keep trying to communicate when you're 25 you'll realize how sacred your relationship is.

Comments

Jonkbaby 22

Monday 10 May 2021 9:21

You sound like a good kid, I would just wait it out a few days, knowwhatImeanGene?

Psychonaut 7

Monday 10 May 2021 10:09

Tell the bitch to pick a ******* lane.

rotflqtms_ 21

Monday 10 May 2021 15:36

Ask her if you can get what she wants you to do and not to do in writing, then film her writing it, then when she screams at you, show her the note. If she denies it, play the video... if she still denies it, try to find your dad... your mom's a nut job.