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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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By omgwtf - 18/10/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

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Desperate

By Anna - 02/12/2012 08:03 - United States - Monroe

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

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By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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littlemuffet 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:00

That doesn't even make sense.

AndrewPao32 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:15

He wanted to ****...not to go on a date.

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greenearth 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:29

yeeeeah by "first move" i think he meant like.. physical. that seems to be more important to guys anyways

scottie06 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:31

Isn't that why high school girls date college guys? All high school guys are idiots, I was especially back in high school. Out of all the reasons people put I'm guessing it was his lame attempt at leading towards sex, especially at a senior dance... Personally, I think girls making the first move sometimes is pretty hot though and way better than always assuming that the guy should be the one to step up, so thumbs up to you OP for trying.

Funtertaining11 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:39

How ironic. Maybe he meant that literally, and you took that figuratively?

sweetcharades 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:44

I hate guys that are like that. Honestly you're better off without him. Guys like him just go after the ***** anyway. Next time you see him kindly remind him of his hypocrisy. Also, I think #19 had it right. And #67, you don't need to be so rude and some guys do like it when girls make the first move--usually shy guys or on the opposite side of the spectrum the manwhoring douchebags who lead a girl on.