Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family....

By gbhlaughingstock - 18/08/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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By Weedle - 04/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was at my brother's graduation. His mom was taking pictures of him in his cap and gown, but she got a picture of me sucking off a Coke bottle for a laugh, and she posted it on Facebook. FML

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By Simon - 30/12/2008 11:14 - France

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

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It's just a prank, bro!

By HOPE YOU GET PEGGED - 21/10/2012 23:00 - Canada - Hinton

Today, my mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert, while my brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the desserts I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded for my supposed prank. FML

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Life and soul of the party

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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Misunderstanding

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:49 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML

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Backfire

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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You deserved it 54 738

By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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When feral kids attack

By GracieGirl - 04/10/2019 06:00

Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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Double entendre

By mel - 11/05/2012 21:23 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

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sawdy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:01

your dad is a BBEAST!!!!!!!!!

shaniqualee 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:00

Suck the foam off

Comments

alliemay 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:58

Get your mind out of the gutter! Okay, the thought might (or might not) have crossed my mind, and probably a lot of other people's too, but it's seriously NO BIG DEAL. Especially at a school/family event with kids all around.

hannah_elizabeth_fml 7

Wednesday 19 August 2009 11:06

i loved this FML. i laughed so hard! i cant even imagine what i would say if i was there lol.

hahasuckstobeyou 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 11:14

Ive always wanted to use this... ROFL MY WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

notcoolperson 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 11:47

aaah, you sneaky you..

streetmember 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:29

can't see the FML. This is ****** AWESOME!!!

RJB 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:30

haha yeah Thats a true troll speaking

Egotistical 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:18

First fml that made me laugh in a while! What did ur friends say?

gbhlaughingstock 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:30

Haha they could barely breathe for laughing, then they just kept repeating it over and over and laughing more... xD

marleesharpie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:56

This amuses me greatly. Thanks for the laugh, OP.

actorkidrox 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 18:37

What is it they say? Father knows best?

_Akward_ 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:34

Unlucky you. I was at a friends house having dinner, while her mom was spreading frosting on a cake. A big glob of it fell on the table, and her dad screams in mock horror, "Suck it! suck it like you used to do in college! Aww man, what did i tell you, it's every where!"