Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family....

By gbhlaughingstock - 18/08/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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By Weedle - 04/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was at my brother's graduation. His mom was taking pictures of him in his cap and gown, but she got a picture of me sucking off a Coke bottle for a laugh, and she posted it on Facebook. FML

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By Simon - 30/12/2008 11:14 - France

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

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It's just a prank, bro!

By HOPE YOU GET PEGGED - 21/10/2012 23:00 - Canada - Hinton

Today, my mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert, while my brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the desserts I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded for my supposed prank. FML

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Life and soul of the party

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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Misunderstanding

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:49 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML

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Backfire

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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When feral kids attack

By GracieGirl - 04/10/2019 06:00

Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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Double entendre

By mel - 11/05/2012 21:23 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

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sawdy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:01

your dad is a BBEAST!!!!!!!!!

shaniqualee 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:00

Suck the foam off

Comments

hi5534 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:47

i'm sorry ,but i must say this, THATS WHAT SHE SAID!! XD. but really now, hopefully that doesn't build on your reputation, cause that would suck, and i'd blame it on ur brother for being a doucher.

hi5534 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:50

lol u deserve it for being born troll :)

swimmer14 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:59

hahahahahahahaha!!! thats gotta be awkward.

DomyDamsy 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 9:32

spagetti dinner? what are you 10, if so big ******* woop, no one will care in a while anyway, and theres no way it will follow you

panicpanic 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:45

best FML ever

xINSAyNEx 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:24

hahah! tell your dad i love him! xD this is fuckinn hilariousssss! xD one of thee best FMLs ive read (: next time they embarass you in front of your date, embarass them back with this story xD your parents are going to be like "ohhh shit!"

good_life35 0

Friday 21 August 2009 8:27

that was just amazing. EFF WHY ELL!

zobbyblob 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:02

dad ftw

seekasmile 0

Friday 21 August 2009 15:46

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha that is sooooooooo embarrasing!! Well hey, at least you havn't put this event into a bedroom--oops.O_o

breeding_real 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 2:50

i would be utterly embarrassed, especially if your mother proposed to do so by actually sucking the can. Your brother would be deserving of a smack on the arm from you, but that would defeat any purpose of redeeming your social status. i can honestly say this has befuddled me on any advice.