Left hanging

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML

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Same thing different taste

By thatgirl17 - 31/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 22:06 - United States

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML

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If the shoe fits…

By marina1686 - 20/09/2019 20:00

Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML

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You deserved it 1 015

Keep it together

By SmileAndSayHi - 01/06/2016 19:23 - United States - Hialeah

Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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Fashion accessory

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 September 2020 20:17

So, in that half hour, how big were the ****? Wait! I meant "tips!" Oh, Auto-Correct, you nasty!

mekiswrite 21

Monday 28 September 2020 20:11

Nice of you to provide dinner and a show!

Comments

mekiswrite 21

Monday 28 September 2020 20:11

Nice of you to provide dinner and a show!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 September 2020 20:17

So, in that half hour, how big were the ****? Wait! I meant "tips!" Oh, Auto-Correct, you nasty!

jkjorn 16

Monday 28 September 2020 20:24

I imagine the right one was hanging too?

Slim87R 7

Tuesday 29 September 2020 4:11

Manager was probably seeing $$$. Oh your bra snapped? Front of the restaurant for you! In reality though, that must have been embarrassing for you.

fjvitt 14

Tuesday 29 September 2020 17:43

Gave ‘em the breast service you can give—err, I mean best...

leximichelle 13

Tuesday 29 September 2020 17:51

How did your bra randomly break in the middle of a shift? Assuming you have other bras, you’d probably notice if that particular one was on its way out. Sports bras don’t have that problem. I suggest you make the switch.

musicfanatic301 7

Wednesday 30 September 2020 2:40

I suggest you educate yourself before you speak nonsense.

Hanable_13 3

Sunday 11 April 2021 18:54

tbh I question this as well... I have NEVER had a bra just randomly break... sucks to be her but... pay attention to the wear and tear on your clothing