Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the...

By she knows - 08/10/2013 16:30 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML

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By prego - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML

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By monsterinlaw - 23/08/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only four months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML

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By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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By wtf - 01/05/2015 22:57 - United States - Elkhart

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

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By notpreggo - 01/05/2017 12:00

Today, I was taking my 3-month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon". I've never had a baby. FML

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By Not-pregnant - 20/04/2014 17:21 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML

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By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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MissWhitneyB 17

Tuesday 8 October 2013 22:43

She just wanted to be an asshole.

JOcoco 14

Tuesday 8 October 2013 22:48

OP's username says she knows

Comments

froggyjade 16

Tuesday 8 October 2013 23:09

Sounds like she was trying to make a joke, there's no escaping looking pregnant at that stage!

BriCx 8

Tuesday 8 October 2013 23:14

Maybe she was just joking? I'm actually 9 months pregnant too and my husband likes to joke like that. Unless she isn't the type to joke, that is...

perdix 29

Tuesday 8 October 2013 23:17

Ask her if she had as good an excuse for looking ugly.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 8 October 2013 23:56

Yeah, like "Please put your hand back over your face, otherwise you look ugly"

Gho5tk3y 17

Tuesday 8 October 2013 23:26

I hope you responded 'Surprise, G-ma!'

JaegerMayCry 13

Wednesday 9 October 2013 3:13

OP should mail her used diapers once her baby starts to use them. They smell horrible, especially after more than 1 week.

KushCrushin89 10

Tuesday 8 October 2013 23:28

Does nobody read usernames? The op's mother-in-law knows she's pregnant. Come on people, let's raise the median I.Q. a bit here.

matoaka_fml 10

Tuesday 8 October 2013 23:34

What an idiot.

fmlreader123 5

Tuesday 8 October 2013 23:42

I'm not sure how she wouldn't know, but even if you weren't pregnant what business is it of hers if you want to put your hands on the back of your hips?