Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
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Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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ridder215 7
Maybe he is a pregnant man?
nannu_nannu 1
#50, if you're going to correct other people, at least use correct spelling. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass THAN her.
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Comments (145)
zelly05 0
better talk to him!
serenity0904 0
^I second that..
unidentified_sta 5
You never know. He may be a bit clueless or he is going to be a mother! Then you can wear the pants... You go out with a fake mustache and come home to him with an apron on worrying about you... then you crack a beer to watch sports while he bitches about emotional neglect... Falalala...
superpenguin 0
Seriously? He is going to be a mother??
FMLforALL 0
**** THAT! Mother ******!!! I'd be so f-ing pissed! Was it positive or negative? (like it matters!!!)
pennies_lane 6
wow, someone has some anger issues!
akd1v 0
32 I was thinking the same thing
masonhunii 3
you might aswell just say it rather than saying "f-ing", I mean you already said it 2 other times.
iluvfmls456 0
agree with 48
MelissaElectrik 0
Maybs ya boy does drugs and took it himself. I had a friend take like 3 pregnancy tests when he was ripped, in hopes one would be positive haha.
billyXcore 0
bahaha that's great.
Mrs_Nevermind 0
Well, you can't really jump to conclusions. It could be a sister, cousin, or friend who has use his bathroom to take the test. It just so happens that I took a pregnancy test at my male friend's house (it was positive, the child is of course my husband's, and i'm now 15 weeks) and I kept the test
GRyphonLJJ 0
Why? Why take it at 'a male friend's house?' Why not take it at your own house if you are still with your husband. Even if hubby is an agoraphobic who never leaves the house you should be able to score 5 minutes to yourself in the necessary. I am usually on board with different sex platonic relationships; but, something about this stinks.
PrincessNothing 0
If you don't want someone to know you're afraid you're pregnant, and that male friend is your closest friend? What if he's a brother? Or cousin? The closest person at the time? The only person you could get in touch with? There are plenty of reasons to use a male friend's bathroom to test for a pregnancy test, without there actually being a possibility that they're the father after all.
Petunia888 13
114, you are my hero for being able to use good grammar. =)
frear 0
he was checking him self. lol
AlyBong 0
duh haha! Has anyone seen the episode of Friends where Chandler and Joey use up all of Monica's ovulation sticks ?
mrahhhhh 21
Jerry! Jerry! I'll gladly attend the taping of that particular episode, but I gotta drop my IQ about 20 points first. Please excuse me, I gotta see a marathon of the Cleveland show, listen to some Jonas Brothers, and watch the movie 2012.
jess183xp 1
YAY!!! Jonas Brothers ;)
zbennett 0
I believe he was being sarcastic.. :(
rdkorud13 0
it's his moms duh!?! lol
momo1972 3
is it blue?
howslife123 0
is it positive?