Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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ridder215 7
Maybe he is a pregnant man?
nannu_nannu 1
#50, if you're going to correct other people, at least use correct spelling. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass THAN her.
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Comments (145)
missnameless 0
Oh honey, im so sorry!! Kill his ass! Even if it was a friend's test, if she comes over for a crisis like that their friendship is too close! Dump him and move on. Then tell him u hope its positive, cause when ur done kicking him in the balls he wont be fertile anymore.
ZDLsbabygirl 0
when u said if the friendship was that close it was a problem, i've taken 4 pregnancy tests with 4 different male friends. my male friends are better than my female friends. its not really a problem.
Ugi 27
What!? It could have been his mother for goodness sakes. I agree it's not what you would expect but it's not like you've just caught him ball-deep in your sister. I really hope you asked him about it then, 'cos it will no-doubt get harder to do so the longer you leave it. However I think it's unfair that he should be condemned for something he may well have had no control over or even never known about. Whoever she is may simply have dropped into the pharmacy on the way over and his happened to be the first bathroom she entered since. I'm certain not every test will be taken in ideal situations. In fact, I remember I might have discovered I was a father in Pizza Hut one time (I wasn't). Don't jump to conclusions!
frolick123 0
were they positive? maybe hes pregnant! congradulations ur gunna be a mommy
JPLovesAnimals 4
would have been funnier if it was positive.
redhead07 0
was it positive?
notthechosen 6
Maybe he has been secretly testing OP
yaknowiverse 0
maybe your boyfriend wanted to know how they worked and used one.
GVirdi 11
Or does he?
mrz1177 11
Was it positive?
newburton13 26
Was it positive or negative?