Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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ridder215 7
Maybe he is a pregnant man?
nannu_nannu 1
#50, if you're going to correct other people, at least use correct spelling. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass THAN her.
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Comments (145)
maxamus951852 3
Dont just assume, ask him about it. if theres a reason he shouldnt take too long to give you an answer.. if he doesnt have an answer then its obvious hes been cheating
ElricMustang 23
Could be pregnant.
Izzysmama 0
Hopefully it was negative? :/
mxgirl1998 26
It is possible that it is a relative of his. I do hope you disinterested just accuse him and actually asked him about it
kittykat1501 31
Evil autocorrect!
hoopgrug 5
There's a story going around Facebook that pregnancy tests can be a good early indicator of testicular cancer. he may have read that and tried it. if it's positive, he may not want to discuss it with you til he's seen his doctor. just a theory.
marshmello2162 3
pregnancy test look for HCG to determine if a woman is pregnant. HCG is also found in men's urine who have testicular cancer. so for men a pregnancy test can inform them if they have testicular cancer
xXAlorraXx 11
wow sorry about that
bitzybell 8
ive heard if a guy tests positive on a pregnancy test they need to get checked for testicular cancer maybe that's what he was doing
kittykat1501 31
Oh no! Identity crisis! He thinks he is a girl! Run!
zmanster 4
Oh no he's pregnant