Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
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Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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ridder215 7
Maybe he is a pregnant man?
nannu_nannu 1
#50, if you're going to correct other people, at least use correct spelling. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass THAN her.
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Comments (145)
MasterE56 4
^lol
Nadinek98 0
and u were looking through the trash for what reason? ydi
G00DA 0
congrats on becoming a step mom
Sisaac 0
Is it positive?
fjretsel 1
why dont u bring it to him and tell him you are pregnant. the previous girl laughed off the positive result and threw it away because she knows raising a kid with your bf would be a waste of time. quick, bring the test to him to freak him out!! when he is down on the floor crying, shove it up his ass and say "that's a negative, Starbuck".
dollfaceeRAWRR 0
was it positive?? Hahahah
jemstone25 0
Here's a random thought....a girl who doesn't want the father to know before she's sure, one who's SO left them, if the father is in the military, if she'd been sexually assaulted in some way, basically if she's looking for moral support and her closest friend is male. My best friend is a straight guy and almost definitely would know my suspicions before anyone else and be there for me. Hell he would help me take care of the kid if necessary.
ancora 1
The crappy thing about asking someone caught in a situation like that is that it'd be super easy to just say that it was a friend's test. I dated a really good liar once, though I never found another person's pregnancy test in his trash. I feel really bad for the OP (because really, what girl goes to a straight guy friend to do a pregnancy test if there isn't a chance he's the father?).
IneffableLullaby 13
So...Is your boyfriend pregnant? Don't leave us in suspense! :p
omargod 0
lol maybe he wanted to check XD
SiobahnR 0
hey dnt be so quick to judge, it might have been his. tell me, was it positive or negative?