Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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ridder215 7
Maybe he is a pregnant man?
nannu_nannu 1
#50, if you're going to correct other people, at least use correct spelling. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass THAN her.
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Comments (145)
sammy1818 0
That means only one thing and that aint good...!
muffinmonster101 0
either he's cheating on you, or he's just a curious boy;D
agirlnamedlogan 5
He might have tried it on himself, just for laughs.
crzyck83 0
You should take one & leave it there too.
zombieneden 5
Oh ****. That's ****** up. Pun not intended.
persimmon 0
Dusd that's a true fml if I ever read one
PrincessNothing 0
Eh. You don't know who the pregnancy test was for though so don't automatically assume a cheater. Maybe a friend that doesn't want whomever they live with to know what's going on asked to use his bathroom or something? I had a friend that did that, she didn't want her parents to know she might be pregnant and used our bathroom instead.
dt520 4
ive seen frat dudes use those because they are shit stupid drunk, so i hope hes in a frat
cat444des 0
And you would not care to tell us if it was positive or negative!? New year resolution : get rid of the trash...
rockefoe 6
WAS IT POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE???!!! tell us!!!