Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
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Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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ridder215 7
Maybe he is a pregnant man?
nannu_nannu 1
#50, if you're going to correct other people, at least use correct spelling. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass THAN her.
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Comments (145)
holliemobbs 0
well you never know hope all is well!
cgom 0
hahahahahah thats messed up!!
Moo_Horse 0
maybe hes pregnant? oh wait.....
justanotherbird 19
I agree, if the boyfriend had a platonic friend or family member come over and take a test, why would he not share that with his girlfriend? I think saying that is stretching it a bit.
dlangel 2
I can think of sooooo few excuses for him, despite how everyone else is trying to explain how it might have happened. I'm just thinking he'd say something to a girlfriend if he thought his sister was pregnant (or if anyone had even been over??) and really, it'd only apply if his sister was under 18. he has his own place so he should have friends old enough to take one at their own place. I just think everyones stretching it a bit with the excuses. not to say op should just scream and yell without asking questions first.
thatdudeguy 0
not anymore
officechairsoldi 0
Could be a friend's (I've bought em for friends more than once), a relative's, or another lover's. Just ask
beritis 0
So was it a smiley face?? or not?... any how you should ask him.
knitmyheartintwo 0
Does he have a sister... or heaven forbid... female friends other than you? Granted its suspicious and i'd look into it but don't jump the gun.
studtween 0
did u ask him??
crywolfseventy 0
Maybe he was just curious as to what it would say if he took the test. hahaha