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well you never know hope all is well!
I can think of sooooo few excuses for him, despite how everyone else is trying to explain how it might have happened. I'm just thinking he'd say something to a girlfriend if he thought his sister was pregnant (or if anyone had even been over??) and really, it'd only apply if his sister was under 18. he has his own place so he should have friends old enough to take one at their own place. I just think everyones stretching it a bit with the excuses. not to say op should just scream and yell without asking questions first.
not anymore
Could be a friend's (I've bought em for friends more than once), a relative's, or another lover's. Just ask
So was it a smiley face?? or not?... any how you should ask him.
Does he have a sister... or heaven forbid... female friends other than you? Granted its suspicious and i'd look into it but don't jump the gun.
did u ask him??
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Maybe he is a pregnant man?
#50, if you're going to correct other people, at least use correct spelling. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass THAN her.