Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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ridder215 7
Maybe he is a pregnant man?
nannu_nannu 1
#50, if you're going to correct other people, at least use correct spelling. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass THAN her.
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Comments (145)
flammenhund 4
Maybe it's his?
Confruzzled 10
was is positive??
dani22097 0
stop jumping to conclusions op, he was probably testing his cat... after he raped it
Alanah101 0
Aww that's Sad! But, you don't know for sure if it might belong to a friend or sister? never know! :-/
Petman1325 5
Perhaps he was taking a line from Daniel Tosh's Comedy Central Presents in which he takes a self pregnancy test so he can say "Well, at least I'm not pregnant."
lilfrankief 8
maybe it belonged to his butt buddy
Oo0kissez0oO 0
If I were you, I would leave him
Petunia888 13
AFTER talking to him and confirming that he actually DID cheat, right?
stevenmx86 8
Not to give him any sort of pass but ask him for sure... I've heard about guys taking pregnancy tests as a joke...
iSolDyourSouL 0
... Or so you thought... DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN
tammy0312 6
does he have a sister?