Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I met a really nice couple at a bar. We talked and the conversation eventually drifted towards online dating. I casually commented that hooking up through the internet was sad and pathetic. Turns out they met on Myspace. FML
Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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Top comments
jadiyy 3
I think online dating is kinda unsafe so I wouldn't use it.. But your choice is your choice guys! That must've been embarrassing though!
HurriKaty 4
I met my boyfriend online! YOU ASS! *slap*
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Comments (111)
Tippssy 0
That's when you say "Oh, it's good to know that stuff actually works sometimes." Case closed. Not an FML. Better luck next time.
cljc 1
oh well, you expressed your opinion.
Shyman4ever 0
Don't **** with online dating
fyourlife33 0
OP you're pretty talented.. you can copy and paste old fmylifes... how impressive
Essentials 0
Opinions are like assholes.....
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I agree with you. /: I mean, long distance dating, and connecting and communicating through the Internet sounds fine. but dating someone you've never even seen, that you met in a chat room or something? that's just weird/dumb/pointless. FYL.
MissNae 0
I met my boyfriend online. Best relationship I have ever had, 3 years and counting.
englandrulz 0
Wow. But, I do agree with you. I don't think meeting online is the best. Ya never know what the person on the other side might do to you. But, that's just an opinion.
Samazoid 0
I've moderated SOOO much better fml's, all of these ones just suck.
Heidi_fml 0
I know, right? I never see any of the ones I moderate. Or the ones I've posted in the past.
Lifelooser_fml 0
The outcomes of internet dating are so varied and are different for everyone, ranging from fab to crap, you're basic opinion has just highlighted that you are not very bright....the FML bit of this story is that you are a dumbass