Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I met a really nice couple at a bar. We talked and the conversation eventually drifted towards online dating. I casually commented that hooking up through the internet was sad and pathetic. Turns out they met on Myspace. FML
Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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Top comments
jadiyy 3
I think online dating is kinda unsafe so I wouldn't use it.. But your choice is your choice guys! That must've been embarrassing though!
HurriKaty 4
I met my boyfriend online! YOU ASS! *slap*
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Comments (111)
AlexZB 0
isn't there already one EXACTLY LIKE THIS
Diwolfka 0
Thats not the end of the world, you just learned that you were wrong in this case. doesnt mean you are always wrong, but neither are you always right.
THC_fml 0
I met my boyfriend online, and we've been together for three years. Still think its stupid? YDI
ultravioletbaby 0
BAHAHA I did the same thing to my band director. Eff both our lives.
anonymous_user 0
i could swear i heard this one before :P
blahdsflksfd 0
its true, you are right.
Roto13 0
I met my husband online. You deserve it for being a dumbass.
Ikasu 0
Bullshit. Dating services didn't exist that long ago.
blobxmaster13 0
Didn't someone already post this one?
primogen18 0
Well, I think they took it the wrong way if they were upset. I see what you said and what they did as 2 different things. Online dating is very stupid, it means you sit at the computer and chat with a person you don't really know and call them your bf/gf for months at a time and never have a real plan on meeting, that is online dating IMO. Online dating services are there to MEET somebody to actually date. Online dating services can help because you meet on there, you talk a bit and move on to actually dating, can help break the ice. They used an online dating service, sounds like the latter to me, so maybe they took it wrong and it was just a misunderstanding.