Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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Comments (321)
Jareth_fml 0
Why the **** are you touching other people in the first place? YDI, no doubt. FHL for having you do that to her.
DULMAGE 0
Discipline yourself.
Viper025 0
LMAO!
Sharpe 0
HAHAHA, thats fun-You're a sick, sick person. =_=
try_for_me_love 0
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAhA [: yes amazing. gross but hilarious.
shadowprometheus 0
WHY THE **** WERE YOU PULLING OUT HER HAIR IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Chronological 0
I just died.
ironyofmylife 0
What. The. ****.
IMz0r 0
Hey, could you come and pop one of my pimples? It's been annoying the **** out of me.
JustNoboby 0
bad time for OCD to kick in