Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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Comments (321)
nodbor 11
posable cancer problem down the road from your doing that.
stepyogameupoh 0
why would you do something like that?
AlisonMarie 0
HAHAHAHA now, I get why you did that, I pull loose hairs off my friends shirts all the time, but I am NEVER doing that to a stranger. EVER. ever. everrrr. That is the grossest thing I have ever heard in my lifeee.
SilverBallet 0
Do you normally touch strangers?
N0Luck 0
F # $ % I N G G R O S S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
TVC15 0
Wtf...mind your own business next time.
sockz 0
I loled pretty hard at that. :]
kidNflorida 0
AHHH hahaa, i agree with #14.
podrummer9209 0
******* sick... wtf? There's surgery for that shit these days
mystery_fml 0
that's sick. that her mole hair, of all things, was that long. seriously, thats gross. your FML definitely gets sympathy from me only because you had to witness a hair that long.