Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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1NinjaPaper1 0
This is only #2 on the disgusting scale, after the one where the girl bit a pimple on the guy's neck and it asploded in her mouth! EWWWWW
elanajoy 0
oh goodness, i understand...i have those same OCD issues! that sucks though :[
rachelsantixo 1
*high fives* thats what people get for having long mole hairs, and not doing something about it.
FuzzMonkey09 0
I know you're obsessive complusive and all, but if it's not your own hair, leave it the **** alone!
latuka 0
169, google the shit.
casica 0
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNIEST FML EVERRRRR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kidneedsalife 0
that image is officially stuck in my head forever. asdfjkl;ashdf;klashdf;hjad;aksjk;fasd i totally would have thrown up or something when i found out what it was...thats gross. but really...who has a mole hair that is that incredibly long??
PiousHeretic 0
Poor show, my man, poor show!
omgitsgill 0
hahahahahaha WOW.
elfuzzo 0
Why would you ever pull out someone elses loose hair? Mind your own bloody business, idiot.