Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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green_man 0
Man, I despise you people who have to pick everything (lint, fuzz, "loose hairs," etc) off everyone else. Keep your hands to yourself, for etiquette's sake.
the_scene_queen 0
haha Ocd much. lol i do that all the time...but theres not normaly a mole on the other end, haha
summer66_fml 0
how did you not realize it was coming from a mole??
fuckmyl1f333 0
lmao, but yeah, u r flippin retarded. Why would u touch a stranger? Did she know it was you or did u slowly walk away??
ilanie04 16
Meant to dislike your comment. Before ever calling someone an incredibly offensive word towards people who have the disorder. LEARN SOME ******* GRAMMAR.
truelyajerk 0
thats freaking sick! a mole hair that long...
Zoe135 0
OCD is a sad sad thing to live with. even though that voice was telling you to pick it off her, she is still a stranger. LMAO THATS GROSS MAN REAL GROSS!!! MENTAL IMAGA AND FEELING!!! OWWWW!!!!
Marysenjo 0
i have tears running down my face, i'm laughing so hard. i'm really sorry, but hahaha A LONG MOLEHAIR?!! omg hahahaha
nono_fml 0
man dont feel too bad. i mean you did have good intentions of trying to help.... she shoulda done something about that though. a)its gros b)c'mon couldnt she cut it off??
luvinblink87 0
oh dear god. not a big deal. i do this sometimes too.. its not gross or anything. but definitely pull gently next time.
grosie 0
haha i always have the urge to do that or with peoples split ends. xx