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fuck you

And why where you shitting behind a dumpster and not in a toilet?

1 and 11 comments fail

a dump behind a dumpster.. Makes since

I'm guessing you posted this from a public library computer seeing as you MUST be homeless. Why don't you shit in the library's toilet?

YDI for doing your business in public.

Good one.

Scat porn?

Dudes he is obviously a hipster! Toilets are WAY to main-stream to take a dump in!
Gosh, everyone goes along with the crowd.

Bear Grylls obviously was pretending to be homeless for a new episode of Man v. Wild.

So the dumpers took pictures of the dumpee, as the dumpee took a dump next to the dumpster?

Your an inconsiderate nasty ass. Next time take your dump IN the dumpster. No body wants to see your shit.

36 but then he'd get hungry and eat his own shit. It's bear grylls!

36 but then he'd get hungry and eat his own shit. It's bear grylls!

43- Nah, he'd kill one of the garbage men and eat him.

43- Nah, he'd kill one of the garbage men and eat him.

dump-ception

No link to a YouTube video? :/

#42 if OP took a dummp in the dumpster it would make for a better FML story seeing as the garbage men would lift it into the dump truck. :D

sooo smelly are the homeless I know I was 4 a decade. I NEVER SHIT OUTSIDE ITS NOT NECESSARY urgh but warm

"Heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster" after that I think OP changed the story.

lol ydi for doing it in public there was probably a place close enought to take a shit

A hobo with an internet?

Been there man, been there.

that's just gross I guess your momma didnt raise you with any sense or respect

haha this FML cracks me up!

Apparently, the OP mistook the term "DUMPster" as a literal term.

Shit happens.

20- no he probably stole someones iPhone and used the app inside it to submit this fml

might work better for you if you try a normal bathroom like... idk normal people.

Why the hell would you take a dump behind the dumpster?

This is ment for number 42: Ya, so wen he takes a dump IN the dumpster, and the dumpster gets thrown into to the garbage truck, he can get thrown in there too

88 Who'd want to watch that anyway? Disgusting!

try a toilet next time?

Maybe he couldn't get to one?

300,000,000 people in this Country manage to take a shit into a crapper every day. NO EXCUSES.

With what did you wipe after?

maybe he doesnt like the splash of water on his ass a good ol' fashioned shit makes. maybe he likes his ass dry as a desert and if his ass were to be splashed, it would be like a witch from the wizard of oz. now he must face the choice of shitting behind a dumpster and being ridiculed, or lose his ass completely as it shrinks to nothing and smokes as if it were a new plate of fajitas. good job.

well it's called a DUMPster for a reason...

the mere thought of diarhea must make his ass flaps cringe.

r u french?
nice tits bitch
get a nose job though then give me a blow-job ok?

102- how long does it take u to get modded?

Deuces ;)

jk

jk

jk

It took me the first sentence to decide ydi

That's what I was wondering!!

I would rather shit my pants while I'm running towards the bathroom then behind a dumpster any day. Who cares, I get to buy a new pair of pants :)

I voted YDI the moment I read "I was taking a dump behind a dumpster"... WTF op. just WTF

hey

205 trying out the fun "add a comment" button i see?

148- Either you copied my reply to the first comment, or this is all one HUGE coincidence! xD

65, you wipe with the money that the kid age you to buy smokes

why does everyone always put thumbs down? even on the good comments... I think it's a waste of a button! sorry I have nothing to say about your comments or OP stupidity.

good point#65

I think ZoP is now... the Dumpster. lol

227 he took it:)

I'm messaging you haha

Hahah that sucks

Too bad it's fake

That Can't be true

please, enlighten me. At what point did that seem like a good idea?

261, some people get a weird thrill by doing stuff like that.

I gotta do it since no one else is yet...
But this Seems like a shitty situation.

Well shit, that's garbage

what are you doing taking a dump behind a dumpster? Were you born in a barn?

There arent dumpsters in barns

Jesus was born in a barn. And dumpsters didn't exist then :P

Hobos. Gotta love em.

Um... Nice fangs........

DUMPster

Acton Ontario? Lame!!!

What's a hobo doing wasting his time on this app?!?! Get a job!

Yes this is clearly Jesus shitting behind some dumpster in Maryland.

I agree. Why the hell did you feel the urge to take a dump behind a dumpster? If you really wanted to take a shit in public, you could have done it in a more secluded area like a bush in a forest.

Or, you could have been like everyone else and shit in a toilet.

Maybe he was just too munted(severly drunk for those who don't know) to reach a toilet in time. Yaknow how it is, when you gotta go you gotta go.

um... thanks :)

You gotta go, you gotta go.

Why where u taking a dump behind a trashcan????

He's poor.

with access to twitter? lol

I mean FML. wow talk about a brain fart!

hey 6, shut the fuck up.

265, it was funny the first time. That sucked.

you couldn't find somewhere less public? or maybe a toilet?

In OP's mind, he's thinking “shit no toilet paper”

Obviously he couldn't if he had to do it there...

what is wrong with using a toilet!?!?!?

that's what public bathrooms r for

dumbass!

Whats wrong with your pants?

that is too funny