By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
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Bumlove89 0

I guess your attempt at being a nice person went down the toilet.

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jyn_fml 0

omg that really sucks! at least you were trying to be a good citizen

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Nizzit2 0

ah man that sucks. Gotta watch out for those portable loos.

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suaveneanderthal 0

its called a port-a-john. Either you call it that and don't have to put (toilet) in parenthesis OR you could just say portable toilet but you just look like a redundant fool.

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Apocalyptus 0

You're an idiot. There are different names for things in different places, get over it.

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travelbug89 0

Wow, really? it's called different things everywhere dude. I've always heard it as Port-a-potty. Not very suave, Mr. Neanderthal.

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greenltrn2003 0

port-a-john? you just exposed your american-ness OP: I think they woulda checked if there was someone inside. im pretty sure dudes at a music festival that were trynna vandalize are more than likely posers. It seems that you're a good person, but...when this type of 'shit' happens jus watch from afar and shake your head in shame

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hannahroonie 0

Yeah you would think they would check inside, but no, they really were idiots... they were rocking the one I was in which was not all that fun when drunk and trying to pee! Figured I had to help the poor person as it almost happened to me... won't make that mistake again haha :)

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greenltrn2003 0

well then I stand corrected...good thing they didnt manage to tip yours over! nice profile pic ;-)

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jyn_fml 0

omg that really sucks! at least you were trying to be a good citizen

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Bumlove89 0

I guess your attempt at being a nice person went down the toilet.

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NGM_47 0

And then all that stuff in the toilet went back to the OP..... FYL.

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Melted_crayon_78 0

Ewww that sucks my friend. Can you say chemical bath?...

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plexico 3

When idiots start acting as a group, they are pretty unstoppable -- just get the hell out of the way. Just look a riots, sports brawls and American corporate management.

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plexico 3

Actually, if I made an exhaustive list of groups of idiots, it would probably have more items than the population of the planet since many idiots belong to multiple groups.

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