Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
Classy.
Jonasgl 0
so what was so funny? ;P
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Comments (125)
kellanlvr 1
you two would have looked nice coming out of the restaurant one of you has puke breath and the other has wet pants =D
Fuckers 0
you should have gone the whole hog and shit yourself
assortedkandy 0
you mean fk any people lives who was eating and had to witness that b.s!
understory 0
This made me so violently happy. I just got my vicarious revenge on everyone who has ever made me keep laughing when I begged them to stop. It's not funny to us, people. We feel like we're going to die.
ilovelucy92 0
OMFG OMFG!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH THE SAME EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME AT CHINESE RESTAURANT! IT WAS MY FAVOURITE RESTAURANT AND I HAVENT BEEN BACK SINCE! ITS BEEN 5 YEARS HAHAHA
Jessticle85 0
i hate people like u at restaurants being loud as **** with no respect for others. YDI
luisraulestupapa 0
you know what i want to know what it is to laugh so har that you pee and barf
fredlemagnifikk 0
How can you do that in a chinese restaurant? chinese is the 2nd best country in the world after japan... but I pardon you because your illinois ;)
fuzz97 23
You sound kind of like a complete ******* dick. Wow.
Bearish 0
this has become my favourite activity!