Intimacy: Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really...

By hoho5191 - 20/07/2009 16:50 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 14:25 - Australia

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML

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By Miss Spasticator - 26/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

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By Idiots - 05/09/2009 20:54 - Canada

Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

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MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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This is awkward, guys

By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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Late bloomer

By Forever Lonely - 13/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Centurion

Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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dark_psyche 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:03

It didn't occur to the both of you to take them off before "hooking up"?? YDI, lol. >=D

RaspberryBerret 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:05

you moron -_- how do you not know that you have glowsticks on. i mean really.

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1234five 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:53

Glow sticks and bracelets? What are you, 12?

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:43

Oh dear god, stop making idiots.

maddi27 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:08

awww thats cuteeee. but it sucks that yous got caught.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:34

I'll remember that on Halloween...

U_idiot 1

Tuesday 21 July 2009 10:23

YDI for both being complete ******* idiots.

chanman 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 13:58

at least they had the decency to tell you.

greenltrn2003 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:48

ok...a bunch of ppl go out and hook up with ppl they just met thats why its called getting lucky :-) knowing this I realize I have no luck

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:56

YDI for saying "hooking up" when you mean "*******." And since this doesn't sound like the sort of party you'd bring condoms to, since her parents were there, I'm guessing you didn't use one (you didn't mention using one). So YDI for ******* a girl you just met without protection who is, demonstrably, the sort of girl that will **** a guy she just met, without protection. Hope you get chlamydia, jackass.