FML : Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing...

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Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Miss Spasticator - / Friday 26 October 2012 20:49 / United States - Vancouver

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By icyfire617 | 10

#5085903 - Saturday 27 October 2012 02:53

Moral of the story: don't go to parties in the woods.

By slimshadey | 5

#5085905 - Saturday 27 October 2012 02:53

At least you weren't alone

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By EvilPotato | 14

#5085902 - Saturday 27 October 2012 02:52

Look on the bright side, at least you got some exercise.

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silvercamaro | 21

#5085998 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:14

Two heads are better than one

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herpderpherpderp | 13

#5086131 - Saturday 27 October 2012 04:15

I'd say that the boyfriend is probably in a lot deeper shit than anyone else is.

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CrewBoy | 10

#5086173 - Saturday 27 October 2012 04:37

Look on the even better side. You didn't drive home with a potential drunk driver.

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vbmg152 | 18

#5086499 - Saturday 27 October 2012 06:04

CrewBoy, Cute ferret! We've had as many as 10! Down to 1, now!

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Roevera | 14

#5086778 - Saturday 27 October 2012 07:45

Unless OP's home is around 1km away. Then OP is just a pussy..

By icyfire617 | 10

#5085903 - Saturday 27 October 2012 02:53

Moral of the story: don't go to parties in the woods.

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yoyoforpeace | 14

#5085968 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:08

Perfect setting for a horror movie.

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mario2012 | 18

#5085981 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:10

Blair Witch did it best.

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Warden1986 | 16

#5086042 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:30

#16 Yea, if you like having motion sickness.

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perdix | 29

#5086046 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:33

Unless you're a constipated bear.

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Welshite | 39

#5086080 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:51

Nah, just toss a couple rolls of Charmin Ultra at him.

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HiddenValley | 5

#5087593 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:23

You can't trust a system!

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shawnagreenbean1 | 9

#5099875 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 05:58

Ahahahaha right.

By slimshadey | 5

#5085905 - Saturday 27 October 2012 02:53

At least you weren't alone

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LiesAndMischief | 4

#5086487 - Saturday 27 October 2012 06:03

Exactly. At least this isn't one of those FMLs where the best friend turns out to be a bitch and leaves the OP on their own.

By Drigr | 8

#5085912 - Saturday 27 October 2012 02:55

Seems like you need better friends... Or friends with better boyfriends.

By Major_Whupass | 3

#5085913 - Saturday 27 October 2012 02:55

Quick! Get in my van!

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Major_Whupass | 3

#5086987 - Saturday 27 October 2012 10:17

Oh! I forgot! The candy is in my basement...

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TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5087065 - Saturday 27 October 2012 11:10

"that's not the type of fudge you said you were packing?!!"

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Major_Whupass | 3

#5088360 - Saturday 27 October 2012 08:32

Uh... Take off your pants!

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kittenvks | 11

#5089758 - Sunday 28 October 2012 06:33

I never do this, BUT I just want to point out how perfect your pic is for this comment :)

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TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5090148 - Sunday 28 October 2012 11:44

Thanks 71- was it the neck-brace?

By ambowew | 7

#5085917 - Saturday 27 October 2012 02:55

On the bright side, you managed to get home and write this with the pages you found. Slenderman finding you, he did not.

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MindFreakazoid | 10

#5086104 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:58

Just don't look behind you.

By Sandsh8rk | 36

#5085927 - Saturday 27 October 2012 02:57

Run, Forrest, Run!

By hqbrat | 8

#5085933 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:00

That is some crappy luck you got there

By MelTheGreat | 23

#5085944 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:02

Gotta get that cardio in somehow.

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gracehi | 31

#5086690 - Saturday 27 October 2012 07:11

It is rule #1 after all.

By ninjadinos | 14

#5085950 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:05

Run, forest, run! My bad! Didn't see somebody else said this.

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