By Miss Spasticator - 26/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML
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icyfire617 10

Moral of the story: don't go to parties in the woods.

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slimshadey 5

At least you weren't alone

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EvilPotato 14

Look on the bright side, at least you got some exercise.

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silvercamaro 22

Two heads are better than one

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herpderpherpderp 13

I'd say that the boyfriend is probably in a lot deeper shit than anyone else is.

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CrewBoy 10

Look on the even better side. You didn't drive home with a potential drunk driver.

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vbmg152 18

CrewBoy, Cute ferret! We've had as many as 10! Down to 1, now!

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Roevera 14

Unless OP's home is around 1km away. Then OP is just a pussy..

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icyfire617 10

Moral of the story: don't go to parties in the woods.

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yoyoforpeace 14

Perfect setting for a horror movie.

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mario2012 18

Blair Witch did it best.

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Warden1986 16

#16 Yea, if you like having motion sickness.

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perdix 29

Unless you're a constipated bear.

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Welshite 39

Nah, just toss a couple rolls of Charmin Ultra at him.

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HiddenValley 5

You can't trust a system!

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shawnagreenbean1 9

Ahahahaha right.

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slimshadey 5

At least you weren't alone

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LiesAndMischief 4

Exactly. At least this isn't one of those FMLs where the best friend turns out to be a bitch and leaves the OP on their own.

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Drigr 9

Seems like you need better friends... Or friends with better boyfriends.

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Major_Whupass 3

Quick! Get in my van!

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Major_Whupass 3

Oh! I forgot! The candy is in my basement...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

"that's not the type of fudge you said you were packing?!!"

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Major_Whupass 3

Uh... Take off your pants!

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kittenvks 11

I never do this, BUT I just want to point out how perfect your pic is for this comment :)

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Thanks 71- was it the neck-brace?

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ambowew 7

On the bright side, you managed to get home and write this with the pages you found. Slenderman finding you, he did not.

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MindFreakazoid 10

Just don't look behind you.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Run, Forrest, Run!

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hqbrat 8

That is some crappy luck you got there

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MelTheGreat 23

Gotta get that cardio in somehow.

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gracehi 31

It is rule #1 after all.

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ninjadinos 14

Run, forest, run! My bad! Didn't see somebody else said this.

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