Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML
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Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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iknowimawesome 13
You're going to be a YouTube STAR!
princessbits 17
Your roommates are jerks
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Comments (103)
ActionManly 11
I don't care how patriotic you are, that shit would get annoying.
bobchickenfart 5
your roomates are assholes.
bitter3ulogy 0
Say hi to youtube
Jakesterk96 8
Hi YouTube.
bizarre_ftw 22
Remove all their shit and replace it with civil war memorabilia and tell them that all their china made clothes were too unpatriotic
Elizabeth198 1
Atleast you had time to grab a towel!! Could always be worse
musicluvr2000 11
All hail the new YouTube star
bubo_fml 11
Next time, show up draped in nothing but a flag...Out patriotic the bastards!
coolstorybro6 6
Too bad u didn't get informed
Snafuusmc 12
As the saying goes "don't forget to bring a towel" saved you.
namasteyourface 2
haw haw
yeongji 31
On the bright side of things, you know your roommates love you enough to give you a towel to wrap yourself in with. I hope it was as large as a beach towel and not something as small as a face or hair towel.