Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML
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Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
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Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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iknowimawesome 13
You're going to be a YouTube STAR!
princessbits 17
Your roommates are jerks
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Comments (103)
ArtsySweets 0
Woah how embarrassing OP! At least you weren't naked. Your friends seem like jerks, next time when they're in the shower pull them out and lock them outside of the room in their towels, demanding they sing the national anthem and you won't let them back in until they do.
dani05 0
Those are some good friends you have there... Not. It would be fightin time someone dragged me out of the shower.
yogamaster9000 0
Many terrible things have sprung from über-nationalism
yogamaster9000 0
Many terrible things have sprung from über-nationalism
Hellokelsie 0
Texas All-State?
wisese 0
Haha, that would explain the weird tradition of singing the national anthem in the hallway... I mean, I was in choir for 13 years straight, and we never did anything like that. We'd sing before meals, and we had a song we sang to bus drivers on tours, but never before bed.
hateevryone 15
well, you weren't completely naked.
sweetdreams20 0
Choir convention fyl
OctoberRainfall 13
#20 she deserved it for going to a choir convention
THE_A_TEEN 28
The choir convention didn't force OP to sing the Anthem with a towel with a guy recording, now did it. Shush, moron...
Guy247bp2 1
This one time, at choir camp...
perdix 31
You should have dropped the towel, or spent the night in the guy's room. Either(ee) way, you'd go viral!
sweettpie129 11
Do you by happen chance know the link to the video...?
Jakesterk96 8
Go on YouTube and type in "girl in towel sings national anthem".