Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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iknowimawesome 13
You're going to be a YouTube STAR!
princessbits 17
Your roommates are jerks
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havocmike 3
Ydi for being associated with a choral convention. Glee ain't cool
THE_A_TEEN 28
1) It's "Choir", idiot. 2) They do it because they want to be in it for various reasons. For example: school, like to sing, it's their passion/hobby, want to make a name for themselves, do it for their school/church/institution. The fact that you compared it to "Glee" makes you a dumbass for being brainwashed by that show. Moron...
Honestly_Lainey 21
At least you got a towel :p
heyred 11
Choir convention?! YDI.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Her life, her interests, her shit, you're a bitch. Basement troll...
THE_A_TEEN 28
...and you're 44 years old? I thought adults are more mature and don't resort to insulting someone's interests. Shame....
OHai15 12
I would have died OP. I cant even do that in my own home.
lizzyturd 2
U should of showed ur body off give them some thing to talk about
shinshoku13 19
Was he hot ;)
Ginasugarx 0
That sucks
Norbury 6
Singing the national anthem before bed? You Yanks are well weird.
Brawldud 2
The OP's location isn't listed. She could very well be in... well, any country with a national anthem, and that list spans every country, perhaps minus a few. I am not an expert in culture.
emmanizzer 6
Nah, man, it's gotta be America. We're "patriotic" enough to do something like that....
Norbury 6
Well, true, but my impression of the USA is that you sing the national anthem a lot - I mean more than once a year.
wittygirl 8
We do that when we're pissed drunk. Don't throw all of us yanks in the same barrel, it's like saying Brits are a bunch of bad teethed overly protocoled people with a lack of good humor and run in circles flapping their arms like ducks as a "work out" in their army- that's not really English people right?
alki_fml 5
quite right. We english arent quite like that. although i can remember most of the lyrics to the american national anthem, i cant even remember what ours sounds like. americans are ultra patriotic. More so than any other nation. Isnt it socially unacceptable in the states to be unpatriotic .. or rather not actively patriotic?
wittygirl 8
Honestly I'm not patriotic all that much and I'm from Los angeles. All anyone ever sees about the USA is red necks out of control and drunk. And who shows this? The Media. The next time you watch T.V. Remember they're the ones who show Americans a bad light.
UnleashedKilla1 4
Can't find it on YouTube... Damn it
iamwec 0
Holy crap I was there an saw that! I thought it was pretty funny lol. Kentucky right?
Bassist5798 0
choir ******* think there the coolest people ever...same with band nerds
JPEG7 12
I think it depends on where you live, because i was in band and I never met a band nerd that thought they were so cool. And the Choir people were so weird i could have sworn they were licking the carpet. :
hopef33110 7
:p I resent that I was in chorus and is love to sing I never met anyone like what u just said