Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting...

By NaKreen - 30/07/2012 22:21 - Sweden - Bor

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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By sillymink - 20/08/2016 02:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML

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Big tasty

By reisz618 - 31/05/2019 07:00

Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 19:09 - United States - Littleton

Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML

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By eww - 13/06/2012 06:13 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML

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Don't mention it

By PoorGramps - 09/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

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The betrayal

By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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By aroman2312 - 06/09/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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Fun

By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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racerapj 10

Tuesday 31 July 2012 2:36

There still was an explosion in your pants.

ManInTheMachine 19

Tuesday 31 July 2012 2:36

You should've pulled out your pickaxe and built a wall around that shit. Creepers are serious business.

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ckrider64 8

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:44

ummm...wtf

FatherofTime87 18

Thursday 27 March 2014 14:04

What a pussy

shaunr40k 20

Friday 6 June 2014 0:30

I hear that sound in my nightmares. This sort of thing happens all the time. Stupid programming errors

zZLightZz 13

Sunday 8 June 2014 1:02

you have issues.

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Sunday 17 August 2014 6:15

I hate the word "chatting"

Nyx7 24

Friday 12 September 2014 12:09

Nothing wrong with gaming but damn you need to get out

gennyv 29

Thursday 8 January 2015 2:40

I think you need to get out more

Tomato_Cheese 22

Saturday 2 January 2016 7:57

Outside.now.

thedebater1 3

Friday 5 August 2016 5:35

that is just ******* hilarious

InsanityShard 23

Wednesday 27 December 2017 4:32

If you're that scared of a Creeper you suck ay Minecraft. XD Just hit them and back off. Hell, you can walk away from zombies. Just walk.

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