Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young...

By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By TJ - 07/01/2010 16:50 - India

Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By horp - 29/09/2015 22:00 - United States - Torrington

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

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By I already have one, thanks - 09/08/2014 05:59 - Australia - Mosman

Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML

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By brokennose - 26/08/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

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By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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By MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML

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Mauskau 35

Friday 16 September 2011 1:08

You're an asshole

Thalankwyte69 0

Friday 16 September 2011 1:07

thats dumb to throw a peanut at him. YDI

Comments

kickblocker 18

Friday 16 September 2011 2:23

FYL because your friend won't talk to you? FHL, i wouldnt talk to you either, asshole

buckeye08 10

Friday 16 September 2011 2:26

That's what you get for calling the dude "Lad". And for flicking nuts at him.

Slimma 20

Friday 16 September 2011 2:31

"I thought it'd be funny if..." yeah it's your fault. It is all your fault. It is completely your fault. I don't know how many other ways it can be put but in the end... it is all your fault.

jbone420 0

Friday 16 September 2011 2:37

All I can say is you get what you give. And personally I think you deserve more then what you got.

Epsilonyx 15

Friday 16 September 2011 2:41

Young lads? Are you 90 or?

elephantom12 9

Friday 16 September 2011 2:48

They say 'Lads' in Europe.

Epsilonyx 15

Friday 16 September 2011 2:51

I know lol. "young" lads?

Zillie 4

Friday 16 September 2011 2:43

Dick wads like you need your ass handed to you regularly to remind you what a pathetic shit you are. YDI but unfortunately your friend got it, so FHL.