Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML
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Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
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FirstBornUnicorn 0
You exited the badass way. Who needs doors?
redbluegreen 41
Are you meaning to say that isn't the normal way to get in and out of a car? Man... Life just doesn't feel the same anymore.
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Comments (114)
Ladyvamptress 0
Sure it's dumb to do what the OP did, but why was the dumbass who locked their keys in the car laughing? Not to mention that they not only locked the keys in the car, but they had to get someone else to get them...
BlueTwist89 0
Drop the keys back down the sunroof and walk away :).
Compass 0
Kinda like finding a door to be locked, going to the other side to use the other door, unlocking the first one, and coming back through the second one. For extra lulz, open the first door before going out through the second.
mikey0505 0
brain fart moment huh ?
xDenim 0
Damn, talk about dumb moment's lol
sricious 0
hahahahhahahaa wtf:p
hd9280 0
lol. moron!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
It's okay, OP! We all have our "moments." Yesterday I was at an indoor soccer game and ducked when I saw the ball heading towards me. I then remembered (after I'd already ducked, mind you) that the net surrounding the field was OBVIOUSLY going to stop it from hitting me. Brain fart moments happen to everyone...
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
wow. dumb ass. would have been funnier if op left the keys in the car haha
roydawgg 3
I woulda done it anyways for the laughs